Cars can be re-called! Why not a re-call notice from your MAKER?
RECALL NOTICE: The MAKER of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make, year or model, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named "Adam and Eve," resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as "S.I.N" as it is primarily expressed. Please check to see if you have one or more of the following symptoms:
*Loss of direction in life. *Foul vocal emissions. *Amnesia of original origin. *Lack of peace and joy. *Selfish or violent behavior. *Depression or confusion in the mental or nerve components. *Fearfulness. *Rebellion against the Manufacturer.
THE MANUFACTURER is neither liable nor at fault for this defect but is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect.
THE REPAIR TECHNICIAN, JESUS CHRIST, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee nor are there any hidden charges.
THE NUMBER TO CALL for repairs in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, JESUS, into your personal heart, mind and soul components. No matter how large or small the SIN defect is, JESUS will replace it with love...joy...peace...patience...kindness... goodness... faithfulness...gentleness...and self-control!
"For God so loved the world that He gave His One and Only Son, that whoever believe in Him shall not perish but have eternal life" (John 3:16).