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Robert Strand

mannexttocrossHELLO! My name is JESUS...THE CHRIST! Many call me "Lord"! I am presenting my resume because I am seeking the top management position in your heart and life. Please consider the following accomplishments as listed in my resume:

QUALIFICATIONS: I founded the earth and established the heavens (Prov. 3:19). I formed mankind from the dust of the ground (Gen. 2:7). I breathed into humanity the breath of life (Gen. 2:7). I redeemed all of mankind (Gal. 3:13).

OCCUPATIONAL BACKGROUND: I've had only one employer (Lu.2:). I have never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful & my employer has nothing but rave reviews (Matt. 3:15-17).

SKILLS AND WORK EXPERIENCE: These include empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the broken-hearted, setting captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting free those who are bruised (Lu. 4:18). I am a Wonderful Counselor (Isa. 9:6). I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins (I Jn. 1:7-9).

EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND: I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding (Pr. 2:6). My Words are so powerful they are described as being a lamp (Ps. 119:105). I can tell you the secrets of your mind (Ps. 44:21). All treasures of wisdom and knowledge are in Me (Col. 2:3).

IN SUMMATION: Now that you're heard my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your life. I will properly direct your pathways (Pr. 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life (Jn. 6:47). WHEN CAN I BEGIN? TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE! I'M WAITING FOR YOUR ANSWER!

"Through Him all things were made; without Him nothing was made that has been made. In Him was life and that life was the light of men" (John 1:3-4).