Do Not Talk To My Parrot!

Robert Strand

parrotA lady named Rachael had a faulty dishwasher that quit working, so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she gave specific instructions to the repairman: "I'll leave the house key under the front mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter and I'll mail you a check."

But that wasn't all the instructions, in capital letters, she continued: "OH, BY THE WAY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY PIT-BULL DOG, SPIKE. He won't bother you. But whatever you do, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TALK TO MY PARROT! I repeat...DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!"

When the repairman arrived at Rachael's home the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking pit-bull he had ever seen. But, exactly as she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman do the repairs. No bother, no problem.

The PARROT, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, name calling and screeching. Finally, the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled: "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Go get him, SPIKE!"

Instructions Are There for a Reason

 Oh, well...so much for not following specific orders. It's sort of like not reading the instructions before you attempt to assemble your next gadget. Instructions are there for a purpose. So, what an instruction book on how to life a fulfilling life-style? The instruction manual for living is called the Bible, God's Word! Not only read it...but follow the specifics given! Your life is too important for a do-it-yourself-project.

"I seek you with all my heart; do not let me stray from your commands" (Psalm 119:10).