Hands Off Sally!
HANDS OFF SALLY!
While touring "Eagle's Rock African Safari Zoo" with friends from Russia, Ronald DeMuth who is from Vermont, found himself in a tough situation! They were at the petting part of the zoo and saw a rhino that was one of the animals that was accustomed to being touched and petted by visitors.
DeMuth wanted to show his Russian friends the marvelous American invention called "Krazy Glue." So he put about 3 ounces of this Krazy Glue on the palms of his hands and jokingly placed them on the rump of this petting zoo rhino. In the 13 years of her life in the zoo, SALLY THE RHINO had never before felt any of her viewers leave their hands on her for so long until now. And Sally did not like this sensation. The rhino panicked, running around the zoo with DeMuth following closely behind.
DeMuth's misfortune was not yet complete. Sally had not been feeling well and her keepers had just given her a laxative and some anti-depressants to relax her bowels when DeMuth played his innocent prank. Sally destroyed two fences, three pygmy goats and one duck. During the four hours it took to remove DeMuth's hands from the frightened rhino, the laxatives began to work. Thirty gallons of rhino showers later, DeMuth was freed from Sally's behind!
And by the way, DeMuth's Russian friends were quite impressed!
Is there a moral in this story? YES...YOU CAN MAKE ANY KIND OF LIFE CHOICES YOU WANT...HOWEVER, YOU CANNOT CHOSE YOUR CONSEQUENCES!
"Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows" (Galatians 6:7).